The book is dead in the water.

In my zeal to get great reviews sent off the book to a handful of friends. Here is what Aamir had to say

"After Namita came back from the hospital, I had ample time so i decided to read your book. I got my self tucked in the comfort of my bed with a glass of orange juice besides me and some chips. Here is my honest confession... I couldn't make it past the first few pages"

There goes my six figure advance and my name on NYT best seller list.